Stein Your Florist Co. employees Jessi and Chris are ready to start another day at work, but when they walk into the store they are hit with, what else, a Flornado!
We adapted some of the best/worst lines from Sharknado for our “actors”, grabbed the biggest fans from our greenhouse and gathered a ton of petals for our sequel.
Here’s the dialog breakdown:
Sharknado: "Sharks. I never saw that coming."
Flornado: “Flowers. I never saw that coming.”
Sharknado: “Sharks in a tornado. Sharknado. Simply stunning.”Flornado: “Flowers in a tornado. Flornado. Simply stunning.”
Sharknado: “They took my grandfather. So I really hate sharks.”
Flornado: “Flowers helped cheer up my grandfather. So I really love flowers.”
Sharknado: “Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we’re going to get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornados.”Flornado: “Instead of letting live flowers rain down on people, we’re going to get to work and arrange flowers in a vase.”
Sharknado: “We’re going to need a bigger helicopter.”Flornado: “We’re going to need a bigger vase.”
Perhaps not as epic as sharks in a tornado, but pretty close ;)