So we can’t get back the 2 hours spent watching Sharknado on the
SciFi channel (and we’re not totally sure that we want to), but we can make a
short sequel… Sharknado 2: Flornado, a Tornado of Flowers at Stein Your Florist
Co.Stein Your Florist Co. employees Jessi and Chris are ready to start another day at work, but when they walk into the store they are hit with, what else, a Flornado!
We adapted some of the best/worst lines from Sharknado for our “actors”, grabbed the biggest fans from our greenhouse and gathered a ton of petals for our sequel.
Here’s the dialog breakdown:
Sharknado: "Sharks. I never saw that coming."
Flornado: “Flowers. I never saw that coming.”
Sharknado: “Sharks in a tornado. Sharknado. Simply
stunning.”
Flornado: “Flowers in a tornado. Flornado. Simply
stunning.” Sharknado: “They took my grandfather. So I really hate sharks.”
Flornado: “Flowers helped cheer up my grandfather. So I really love flowers.”
Sharknado: “Instead of letting live sharks rain down on
people, we’re going to get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornados.”
Flornado: “Instead of letting live flowers rain down on
people, we’re going to get to work and arrange flowers in a vase.”
Sharknado: “We’re going to need a bigger helicopter.”
Flornado: “We’re going to need a bigger vase.”
Perhaps not as epic as sharks in a tornado, but pretty close ;)
